PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic boo